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49ers release dress code for new stadium, seemingly ban all non-Levi’s apparel

Hours before the ribbon cutting, the 49ers released a dress code for future patrons of their new billion dollar stadium. “The opening of Levi’s Stadium begins a new chapter in the rich history of the San Francisco 49ers,” the team said via press release. “The stadium itself represents a facelift for the franchise, as well as for our fans — […]

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Crabtree to Sherman: “Good luck choking me out, Bro. I can hold my breath for like 5 minutes”

News broke earlier this morning of an alleged threat made by Richard Sherman against Michael Crabtree. On an episode of “American Muscle,” which will air tonight on the Discovery Channel, the Seattle Seahawks cornerback says that he doesn’t “like the dude (Crabtree)” and that he hopes “to play him every year for the rest of my career […]

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Area man identifies Matt Cain’s flaw, believes Giants should trade pitcher for Jeff Samardzija and prospects

After hours of intensive film review, Dustin Dowling — known as “Dusty from Gilroy” — has positively identified the root of Matt Cain’s struggles this season. “It’s either a physical or mental thing,” Dowling told KNBR yesterday in an exclusive interview. “It’s possible that the physical thing is causing some mental stress and vice versa. […]

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Kaepernick’s new deal reportedly includes “Tattoo Clause”

Not only does the language of Colin Kaepernick’s new contract protect the 49ers should Kaepernick fail to capitalize on his immense talent on the field, but it also protects the team’s image off the field. According to a source close to the team, San Francisco is concerned with Kaepernick’s choice in body art — so much […]

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